Wednesday, November 9, 2011

all due respect

If someone starts their sentence "with all due respect" they're trying to tell you something.  With those four little words they're saying you're an idiot.  I'm one hundred percent right and you're a hundred percent wrong.  With all due respect you're an idiot.  I'm saying I don't respect you but believe that I do because you're an idiot.  Believe me when I say I'm giving you respect but inside I'm repeating the words idiot over and over.  With all due respect idiot I'm right.  I usually interrupt someone while they're trying to make their point with that phrase.   With all due respect shutup and let me say what's right and you sit there and listen to the truth pour into your brain with all my wisdom.

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