Mitt the Twit, the British gave him that nickname. It's clever considering it rhymes and he is actually a twit. Mitt will never experience a normal life. I feel sorry for this twit because what I have is so much more valuable than his money. It's also not for sale. I'm talking about having wit. It came from real life events outside of a country club. I've heard some of his jokes. He was at a table with reporters and they presented him with a plate of cookies. He threw out a couple of wise cracks about the cookies saying they were probably purchased at a local 711. I don't joke about AIDS because it's not funny. He shouldn't joke about the quality of anything because it's not funny. Rule #1 when the cameras are on you don't insult a gift. Better yet just never insult a gift. Someone worked to give you something. If I was running for office they could hand me a plate of bull nuts and I'd eat it up and praise the state for producing them. Just for the record I think bull nuts are gross and anyone who makes and or eats them is a sick freak. Anyway, I got a little off subject there but my point is Mitt doesn't get it. He isn't a normal person and he doesn't have any social skills. Someone should really give him a plate of bull nuts. I want to see that billionaire gobble up some bull nuts. Back to subject. His friends are his friends because he has money. If he were to become president do you think anyone would give a bull nut about his money? Do you think Iran cares he made a lot of money at Bain Capital? I'm sure MahMoud would stop all nuclear enrichment as soon as he heard Romney owns a fleet of jets.
Romney should give all his money to his kids and live as a normal person for a little while. No butler, no maid, no jet, just Mitt. Probably better give him a loaded gun too.
He's on this around the world trip to show that he's a good ambassador. He's embarrassing me and I feel bad for my parents who are going to vote for this guy. Don't go to England and say publicly that they aren't doing a good job with the Olympics. Weren't you ever taught manners? You can tell them that to their face and then go on camera thanking them for the visit. You're their guest you f*cking ahole. Why would you insult them like that on camera? I wouldn't visit your cult of a church and go on the news saying you believe in magic underwear. By the way, the Mormons have a lot of strange beliefs like horse drawn chariots being in the United States and magic underwear. I wouldn't do that because it's not right.
I'm sure if he found a real religion and got rid of all his money he'd be a normal person. Right now he's just a whiny and confused billionaire twitbag.
