Friday, September 2, 2016

Pullover! No, it's a cardigan

I was stopped at a red light.  I looked to my right and noticed a cop on a motorcycle.  I then buckled my seatbelt because it's the law.  I wouldn't want to be unsafe.  The light was about to turn green and the cop flipped on his lights and raced through the red light.  It was a busy 3 lane highway!  I thought to myself ...damn, that takes guts.  He is on a motorcycle!  Other people driving at his right and left are in cars.  Then I thought he must be going after a bank robber or something.  I mean who does that on a motorcycle over a turning signal?  Well, turns out that guy did.  He must of wanted to die that morning. 

So, the light turned green and I moved in a forward direction towards the officer and the "offender".  He was trying to pull over the car, but they weren't moving over.  They slowed down.  There just wasn't anywhere to pull over.  It was a road with a curb.  If the "offender" stopped they would block traffic.  They progressed forward for maybe half a block and the cop got mad.  He drove up beside the car and pointed to the side of the road.  The car stopped and pulled to the side.  Now I'm pissed off.  The right side of the road is blocked and this cop parked his motorcycle right in the middle of the two lanes to run over to the car and get the woman out of the car.

Holy crap.  All of this over a turn signal.  When I drove by I saw a pissed off cop and a crying asian woman.  Was he just having a bad day? I wouldn't stop in a lane either.  I would have drove to a side street.

So, she didn't use her signal.  He ran through a red light.  He was impatient with her pulling over.  He parked in the middle of the road.  What an asshole.  They must put the dumb cops on motorcycles and real cops in a car.  If I had automatic windows I would have yelled "move your bike asshole", but they were manual and I couldn't get the window down fast enough and he didn't hear me yelling.  But seriously, what an asshole. 

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Burning the American flag in the middle of the national anthem

There's always some topic of the week that's got people on both sides upset.  People are mad about some NFL player not standing during the anthem this week.  Give me a fucking break. 

You think he should be fired for not standing during the anthem because soldiers gave their lives for his freedom?  You think he's ungrateful?  You think he hates America?  Here's a thought....maybe he was trying to make people think.  I don't care about what some athlete has to say.  They're probably not that intelligent just like the majority of the population. 

If you had an original thought rolling around in that head of yours you'd probably thought about not covering your heart during that song or maybe not removing your hat.  You know why?  It's strange.  If you've ever been to a sporting even you've seen the entire crowd of people take off their hats and stand quietly during the anthem.  Why do they do it?  They do it to show respect to the country. 

So, you're showing respect to every idea in the country or do you go somewhere in your head and pick out the ideas of the country that make you feel good?  The majority of people don't like the ideas being pushed by their government.  The same people mad at that NFL guy are upset at Obama.  If you don't like Obama or your government and you want it back don't stand during the anthem.  If you don't like America right now use your legs to show it.  Sit in your chair.  Chances are you're just standing with your hand over your heart because everyone else is doing it.  If that's you congratulations you robotic coward.  You have no idea why you're doing it you just want to blend in.  You honestly don't believe you have to do it do you?  What's the difference between saying "make America great again" and not standing during the anthem?

"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

How can you have liberty if you're pledging your allegiance to the republic? Forcing people to recite that in school in a free nation is strange.

I think there's some factory pumping out memes to get the masses all worked up picking sides.  It's a way to get all the ants on one side or the other.  Cough, rush limbaugh, sean hannity, etc.  Talk about power hungry nationalists.  They'd sell America in a second for money or power.

So, do you believe in an idea?  Great!  Make your own meme or put it in your own words and stop this group think.  You aren't an ant. 

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Trump has a small hands

Who wants a president with a small dick?  I think my ideal president would have an average sized dick.  Someone who's dick represents the people it governs.  If the dick is too big, then the president will be an arrogant piece of shit.  If the dick is too small he'll probably be insecure and lash out at women and immigrants.

He acts like his dick is small and he is in denial over it.  It's ok to have a small dick, but you have to come to grasp with what god gave you.  If the hair on your head is missing then you aren't exactly bald.  You just have a bald spot.  You don't have to brush your hair over to cover up nature.  You can't comb over a dick.  You should be happy with what you have.  You're a half bald small dick'd billionaire.

Maybe the dick doesn't work...