Thursday, September 10, 2015

Hate like how I like to hate

First off.  Look at how happy she is!!  Isn't that great?  Mike is forcing a smile and pretending to care.

What if Kim Davis is a genius?  Maybe this was a complex plan to meet her one true love.  Stranger things have happened.

This is probably one of the greatest days of her life.  Look at how happy she is.  I wonder if she was that happy on any of her previous 4 marriages.

So, here's how I think she got to this moment.  She obviously watches fox news.  She was watching fox the day the SCOTUS came down the pipeline.  Hannity probably filled her head with anti-gay rhetoric.  Then a lightbulb went off in her brain.  She realized she has a tiny amount of power that she can use to help Hannity and Huckabee.

If she used that tiny amount of power maybe she could one day be on fox news with Hackabee.  All she needed was some gay people in her county to show up for marriage licenses and her plan would be on its way.  She sat quietly at work and kept her plan secret.  All day she waited for two men or two women to show up asking for a license and then BAM she'd meet Huckabee and maybe get married to him and have his baby. She waited all day and no one showed up.  She thought to herself how can I get some gays in here so I can piss them off and get on the news and then get Huckabee to impregnate me?

Her plan was simple.  She would just spread the news that she would deny licenses because of the SCOTOS thing.  That would piss off the liberal media and then they would talk about it and then gays would show up asking for licenses and then Fox news and then Huckabee twins.

So, she made up a story about how religious she is Leviticus 18:22 Leviticus 18:22 Leviticus 18:22.  She had to keep repeating that so she'd remember.  So, she's now super holy and loves the bible and the SCOTOS people hate the bible, but Huckabee loves the bible and pretty soon BAM Huckabee twins.

She wasn't thinking too much about the consequences and the legal problems involved, but after the word got out a miracle happened.  The Liberty Council called her.  Now, Kim Davis is kind of a simple person.  She doesn't like the fame that all this is bringing her.  She also doesn't like the legal ramifications of her decisions.  She might go to jail for not obeying the law, but the Liberty Council loves attention and they love law because they're a law firm.  A law firm and a hate group.  They wrapped Kim Davis in a protective shell of their biblical law.  It's kind of like sharia law, but for Christians.

So, the liberty council couldn't protect her and she went to jail.  She got back out of jail and then Huckabee told the media he'd take her place.  He whispered in her ear "I like the way you hate like how I like to hate".  He again said that he'd take her place as long as his hate filled delicate flower didn't have to go back to jail.  Her plan is nearly complete.  All they need now is a quiet room together and then know the rest.

Friday, July 31, 2015

The smell of my car keys

My car keys smell bad.  It's like morning breath embedded in metal.  Imagine if a dog was drenched in orange juice and ran through a lithium mine.


Control is a thing.  It's real and it's imaginary.  I can control the temperature inside my house.  I can't control the temperature outside.  I can control the temperature anywhere inside my mind.  That doesn't make it real.  What is real?  The thermometer might say 33 Celcius, but that's relative to what we know.

Resonance occurs when some object is moving back and forth to the frequency it wants to move back and forth to naturally.  If you take that object that likes a certain frequency and connect it to another object it changes it's frequency to a midpoint between it and the object.  Isn't that true of life?  We all have thoughts and opinions and we all like our own thoughts and opinions.

I could draw a perfect circle and no one would care.

Go to a rock concert and the lead singer can get the crowd to chant almost anything.

ill finish this thought later

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Nuke the Rain

I'm writing this after listening to a Glenn Beck program.  He was talking about the Jessi Ventura lawsuit.

It's amazing how two different groups of people perceive things differently.

On one side there's Chris Kyle.  Chris is known as America's deadliest sniper.  He killed 160+ terrorists in Iraq.  These are confirmed kills.  He served his country well and is a great American.

On the other side there's Jessi Ventura.  He's an ex navy seal.  He was a governor.  He is an outspoken independent and doesn't trust government.  He voices his opinions against the Iraq war and especially against the administration.

So Chris Kyle wrote a book.  There was a piece of the book that talked about a fight between himself and Jessi Ventura.  In the book he wrote that he knocked Ventura down after Ventura said that America deserves to lose a few in battle.  Chris Kyle said the went down and then Chris ran off before the cops arrived.

No matter whos side you're on that shit didn't happen.  Ventura was 60 years old at the time and would have had a black eye for a month.  There were no witnesses.  The cops didn't show up.  Ventura was seen the next day without a black eye.

So, Ventura sued Kyle.  The jury awarded him close to 2 million bucks.  Kyle was dead at the time so the money came from his estate.  Actually it came from the insurance company of the book publisher.

I'm reading comments on the situation and it's either one extreme or the other.  Jessi is a coward who sued the widow or Jessi is a hero who just wanted to clear his name.

You have to understand that Jessi Ventura is an outspoken political guy and there are a lot of republicans who don't like him.  Chris Kyle went on fox news and told the world that Jessi Ventura said we deserved to lose a few.  That probably pissed a lot of people off.

Words are powerful when they reach so many people.

Saturday, July 19, 2014


Be a good man.  
Treat women with respect.  
Hold 3 steps above.  

Love and ownership
Left broken and hated
Time and pain

Love sans ownership
begets pain
Live love and be happy

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Thich Quang Duc

I've been thinking about this subject for a while!  It's sub-human.  It's honerable and horrible at the same time.  What Thich Quang Duc did is so incredible I don't think I can explain it.

So he kneeled and meditated quietly while a fellow monk emptied 5 gallons of gas over him.  He was meditating on a busy intersection in Vietnam and sat perfectly still.   The cold gasoline made it's way down his head to the ground he knelt on.  The cold would soon be turned into extreme heat and torture.  He sat still and prayed until the flames took him.  He didn't move.  He sat there until he burned to death without saying a word.

He burned himself to death in the hopes that a message would be understood by his government.
Think about that for a minute.  This guy sat in harmony during the most horrible torture possible.  He volunteered for the torture.  He martyred himself because of an idea.

The power of the human mind and spirit is unmeasurable.  We're are taught the opposite.  Have mind pain?  take tylenol to get rid of it.  Need a cavity filled?   We'll have to numb the whole jaw.  Imagine not being able to breathe because the smoke from your burning flesh is fogging the air.  That's pain.

I'm don't think we're getting weaker.  I just think that maybe we're taught that pain is bad.  Pain is something we should never encounter.  If it hurts there's something wrong.  Maybe it hurts because it should hurt.  Maybe we should embrace the pain in order to accept it.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

into the void

Free of Reason
Waiting and Knowing

Void of Prejudice
Falling from Nothing
Returning all that was Given
Parting of the Sensory
Neither pain nor Pleasure
The greatest Given

there's some truth in there somewhere