Who wants a president with a small dick? I think my ideal president would have an average sized dick. Someone who's dick represents the people it governs. If the dick is too big, then the president will be an arrogant piece of shit. If the dick is too small he'll probably be insecure and lash out at women and immigrants.
He acts like his dick is small and he is in denial over it. It's ok to have a small dick, but you have to come to grasp with what god gave you. If the hair on your head is missing then you aren't exactly bald. You just have a bald spot. You don't have to brush your hair over to cover up nature. You can't comb over a dick. You should be happy with what you have. You're a half bald small dick'd billionaire.
Maybe the dick doesn't work...
