BAM!!

I started laughing uncontrollably over this little clip.  Now I'm writing about the spice weasel.  BAM!  haha, help me.  You might think I'm nuts but this is one of the most complex jokes ever.  If you don't laugh at the clip you might not be able to laugh at anything.

BAM, let me break it down for you and suck all the fun out of it.  That weasel was just laying by the stove like a kitchen utensil.  Why doesn't he run away.  By the look in his eyes he's obviously scared and kind of shocked at what the chef is doing that to him. That thing just sits still until the alien cook needs some spice.

What human would eat something squeezed from  a live weasel.  They're making fun of all of us.  Maybe not the vegans.  

That alien acts just like chef Emeril who isn't a bad guy.  He wouldn't hurt an animal on tv. 

Why is the spice coming from the nose of the weasel.  If anything it should be coming out the other end.  Maybe the producers of Futurama wouldn't allow them to show the spice coming from the rear.

That weasel isn't even clean.  The chef wipes his hands clean then grabs the weasel.  Why would he wipe his hands clean just to grab a dirty weasel?

He squeezes that animal pretty hard which isn't funny if you love animals but it's funny because no one in the audience cares.  He uses three hands to grab it and squeeze.  They actually love it happening.

Bender the robot doesn't have any sense of taste but he loves it when the chef adds some spice to the pot.  He wants him to knock it up another notch.  How can you show interest in something that you can't sense?

Maybe I'm just sleep deprived or something.